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Funky Ouma

Bitter Soet

£44.00
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The Bitter Soet set contain the perfect combination or sweet and bitter flavours, featuring ground coffee with sweet caramel and butterscotch notes, a travel tin of classic African rub perfect for pairing with meats and vegetables, and special raw honey from Zambia. Funky Ouma is inspired by the family recipes of one particularly cool Grandmother who embarked on the business with her daughter to create products with incredible flavour but only natural ingredients.

  • Made in: South Africa
  • Composition: Ground Coffee - 100% ground coffee, African Rub - SA West Coast Sea Salt, Chilli Flakes, Mustard, Lemon Zest, Coriander, Smoked Paprika, Garlic, Onion, Peppercorn, Basil, Parsley, and Ginger. Raw Honey - 100% Raw Honey
  • Quantity: Ground Coffee - 250g, African Rub - 55g, Raw Honey - 300g

Bitter Soet

£44.00

ABOUT Funky Ouma

Funky Ouma was started by a very cool grandmother who has been playing around with spices and food all her life. With a concept of creating incredible flavours, using family recipes and home grown spices, all whilst removing any preservatives, msg and colourants. Allowing them to create all natural braais and cooking salts which bring the taste of South Africa worldwide.

Size Guide

This size guide should be used as a guideline. Sizes may vary due to individual variances that may affect sizing. For information specific to the product, please refer to the product details on the product’s page.

Should you require further assistance, please email Customer Care at customercare@merchantsonlong.com or call our Customer Care Line 083 556 0128, Mondays to Fridays 9am – 5pm. Emails sent on public holidays or over the weekend will be answered the following business day.

WOMEN’S APPAREL

XS S M L XL XXL
UK 6 8 10 12 14 16
US 2 4 6 8 10 12
Combined Sizes S - M       L - XL      

WOMEN’S APPAREL - Resort & Swimwear

XS S M L XL XXL
UK 8 10 12 14 16 -
US 0 2-4 6-8 8-10 12 -
Bikini Top A A/B B/C C/D D -

MEN’S APPAREL - Coats, Blazers and Jackets

XS S M L XL XXL
UK 34-36 38 38-40 42-44 46 -
US 34-36 38 38-40 42-44 46 -

MEN’S APPAREL – Shorts and Trousers

XS S M L XL XXL
UK 32 34 36 38 40 -
US 32 34 36 38 40 -

SHOES – Men’s and Women’s

UK EU US
3 36 5.5
4 37 6.5
5 38 7.5
6 39 8.5
7 40 9.5
8 41 10
8.5 42 11
9.5 43 12
10.5 44 13
11.5 44 14
12.5 46 15

BABY APPAREL – Tops and Bottoms

AGE HEIGHT (cm) CHEST (cm) WAIST (cm)
1 – 3 Months 62 43 44
3 – 6 Months 68 45 46
6 -9 Months 74 47 48
9 – 12 Months 80 49 50
12 – 18 Months 86 40 51
18 – 24 Months 92 53 52
24 – 36 Months 98 55 53

BABY SHOES

AGE UK EU US Measurement (cm)
0 – 3 Months 0 16 1 9 - 10.7
3 – 6 Months 1 17 2 10.8 – 11.6
6 -12 Months 2 18 3 11.6 – 12.2
12 – 18 Months 3 19 4 12.4 - 13

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